I was so jobless once, that i decided to make the most shameful act of my life public.
i Googled “Why are TN colleges strict?”
In Particular, My College, Sri Sai Ram Engineering College
P.S: I Can’t even find a picture of my college, everything throws up a Forbidden 404 error….hmmm
Ok, now that you have read the title, you should know that this blog ends on a happy note!
First of all, this one happened on a recent visit to the So called “Electronic Hub” of South India, RITCHIE STREET !

I was on a mission to purchase a few items for my PC and for my Laptop.
Firstly the thing, was that I got to The “Theru” after much oogling, swerving and criss-crossing the traffic leading up to Mount Road in a manner that would have put Valentino Rossi to shame (I’m a rather imaptient Driver, you see)
Link Wray and his Ray men couldn’t have composed a better Rumble song for Pulp Fiction than the local Thagaradabbas were doing on the roadside with their coherent chants over the mad traffic din.
I was travelling in the criss-cross fashion when one fellow rolled down the window of his car and in true mafia style, screamed “na, ootla sollitu vandhutiya?” (”Did you tell home that you were gonna die on the road?”)
For which i replied “Watha, pathu pa, vandiya engayo poi vuda pora”. (”Watch it, Otherwise you’ll be on the median”) Flabbergasted, he kept muttering (as seen through the corner of my eye)
Anyway, i got to The Tea Shop where i usually park my Vandi without a scratch on Avanti (My Access’s chweet name)
Down the road leading to the innumerable number of shops, i bought us the ADSL Splitter and the Screener.

Kelambi Vandutriken…one fellow starts to pull my hand towards his shop selling a lot of wares..
Striken, i cried out the Title.
Maybe he wanted the Studds helmet or the Splitter, That remains a mystery

THE KING OF POP MOONWALKS INTO HISTORY
Published June 28, 2009 The King of Pop Moonwalks into History Leave a Comment

Michael Joseph Jackson. (1958-2009)
The Sensational Singer and The Mesmerizing Maverick, The Moonwalker.
The Unbelievable, May your Soul, Rest In Peace.

Moonwalking
For the Uncountable Flocks of Fan’s he had all around the World, this comes as a shock to them.
And to me too. The reason is because i grew up listening to the King’s Hits right from “Ben” upto “Blood on the Dance Floor” where his last Self-Choreographed moves of “Moonwalk”‘ing as he called it are shown.
Not to mention, his Hit Cult Album “Thriller”, which was released in 1982 and went on to become the Smash hit of that season, Selling 25 Million copies all over the World allowing “M.J” to go PLATINUM and also Cemented his Place among the greats!

Michael Jackson - Thriller
The Unanimously Crowned “King of Pop” (though self-entitled, at first) seems to be the Perfect adage to his name.
Thanks to Michael Jackson, MTV soon became very popular among the American Masses and Worldwide following which, M.J soon became a Household Name.

The Music Industry will be at a total loss for words and cannot express the shock at his untimely death (though his ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley, says, He “Knew” He was going to die early)
The Cultural and Enigmatic scene of this Genre of Music called POP, will be without the King at its Helm, which although will continue to enthrall its audience for many more decades to come, It is still a daze as to how such a Versatile person could have passed into oblivion so early in our lives.

Another Hit song from Thriller
Controversies aside, as the King Himself puts it, “If you come into this World knowing that you are Loved and You leave this World knowing that you are loved, Everything else, that happens in the middle can be dealt with”
The King had his fare share of Joy & Pain, Transformation & Infatuation in this World.

Bizarre
But Across the World, we will still remember his as the man who Thrilled the World with Thriller.

NUMBER ONE
Fare thee Well, O King.
From Thy Fan, Here in India,
Tejas.
This Blog is dedicated to the Complexity that exists between the two Sexes.

I wonder who these two are
Well, it all started of with the usual Hello’s, How are You’s and not mention the irrepressible, “Oh I’m fine!”….jeez, sometimes its too monotonous!
Anyhow, I’m rambling…like i usually do..
Back to the topic we go then, so its just a late night chat with me and my friend. Though I’m the one who’s asking all the questions and expecting a reply from her. (Satisfactory enough some were!)
Most were related to the “What’s it with Men and Women? They don’t understand each other. Why??”
To that she replied, its Innate, just like she doesn’t understand guys.
But the real thing is….reports say that Men are more easier to understand than Women. (I still wonder why.. Another friend of mine says that she thinks, God made us that way..in any case, i wonder why God couldn’t pass them better understanding capabilities!)
Then it was this classmate of mine who was texting me and the bugger was like…..lonely. (I can put it easily that way without any harm to anyone)
Oh that reminds me….Michael Jackson had passed away today. So R.I.P. M.J (The World will miss you, so will I) (They said he was lonely)
Anyway….I asked her a few questions from the fellow’s insane questions…actually they were quite valid in fact. I never knew the answers to them myself
- What’s a Woman’s definition of boring ?
- What’s there to do if there’s a lull in the conversation ? (Say bye, Hah i love that part!)
- Why do Girls/Women encroach upon Guy’s Phone calls ? (Extremely valid)
- What is it with girls and not talking ? Not returning Calls also (A big big Blot!)
- Lastly, What do girls prefer more ? English or Tamil ? (God, I loved this one!)

Lol
Just Samples
(Hope the fellas out there experience this stuff)
Cheers KaMi!
How many times have you had those irrepressible questions which always somehow seem to “pop-up” when you are Driving?!
Some may call it the Driver’s Lurgy, but I simply prefer to call it the UNANSWERED.
Well, simply because its utterly difficult to answer those questions because you have more pressing matters at hand! DRIVING THE VEHICLE!!
But somehow, these things never ever seem to strike us when we are sitting jobless without any wiork to do at all.
It impresses me to know that these do arise whenever we face a “pressure situation”
Now there’s a topic for Research to throw some light upon the Brain activity.
All said and done, now what remains to be done is, KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE ROAD!!

Look Furthur
One of the best films ever made, According to me is Singin’ in the Rain, which is a 1952 Romantic Comedy Musical,starring Gene Kelly, DOnald O’Connor, and Debbie Reynolds and directed by Kelly, with Kelly also providing the Choreography.

Singin' In The Rain
It offers a comic depiction of Hollywood’s transition from to “” Talkies “”
The movie is frequently described as one of the best musicals ever made,topping the list, and ranking fifth in AFI’s 100 Years of Musical’s, updated list of the greatest American Films in 2007.

Frank Sinatra - The Immortal Genius

Coldplay - Life in Technicolor (Viva La Vida)
An afternoon Siesta, provides a great scope for pondering on the things which are seemingly mundane. Most of all the topics which seize to interest us are politics & being a guy, obviously puts my trail of thought, pottering, onto the fairer Sex’s side. Woman’wards.
But, that aside, It makes good for an Excellent English Essay topic, particularly when you think about what life would be without Color.
Most often it would seem to remind one of the classic black & white films, like Frank Capra’s, Its a Wonderful Life or Humphrey Bogart’s, Casablanca or even Charles Chaplin’s Modern Times/The Gold Rush; in English.
Erstwhile. Server Sundaram ( R.I.P NAGESH ) or Paasa Malar; in Tamil, Mughal-E-Azam, in Hindi (premiering on Sony Max, on St. Valentine’s Day; COO-CHI-CO-CHI-COOO !!!!)

Casablanca - Humphrey Bogart & Ingrid Bergman

Actor Nagesh
But getting back on track, It would’nt be meaningful for a life without color. Hence, the Oxymoronish title, Life In Technicolor.

Technicolor'ed
Imagine a World without Color…
Imagine Rods & Cones, missing…
Imagine Color’s just a-fading or washing away…
Imagine not pushing Daisies…
Imagine a Black & White Horizon, during Sunset or Sunrise…
Imagine Nightlife, food, flowers, clothes, your favourite chocolate bars, chicken biryani without Color….
Back In Black (AC/DC)
If such a case did exist, there would’nt have existed any Bards or Minstrels, during the Crusades or over the centuries, who would croon and vocalize away to glory, about their Mistress’s eyebrow or even near the hem of Eve’s skirt……

Mirso The Minstrel
Well, as far as I look to it, such instances prove that there is A Force above. Although, secretly i believe, “Uparwaale”, wanted Adam & Eve to have a bite of the forbidden fruit (An Apple).

An Apple
Its a good thing they did, otherwise, We would’nt be here to see, the one We call GOD, in all his Glory, Excellence & Magnanimity, in creating what is truly, A Heaven on this Planet, called Earth.

Earth
Versimilitude, It reiterates that Life is Short, Life is Earnest & Waste not, in Jousting amongst Thine divine self but, work for Thine’s Greater Good.
The Guitar, an ancient musical instrument which is used to produce the most fantastic tunes which can either drive you to dance, put you in an alternative world or/and drive your sorrows away!

They are the primary instruments used for various Genre’s of Music, such as, Pop, Country, Flamenco, Blues, Rock and many other forms of Pop.
There are of two types,
1. Acoustic
2.Electric
The Guitar, ideally should have 6 Strings, or alternatively it can also have 4,7,8,10,12,18 strings.
It produces sound when a string is strummed, vibration of the string occurs, which allows the tone to set into the hollow part of the guitar, thereby producing the tone and bass, rich and deep or purely shallow.
Guitars have, for many years, influnced Music Greatly. Pop and Rock music, has especially developed during the last century.
The Guitar’s construction is as follows,

Though there are various Genre’s influenced by the Guitar, Flamenco, has to be, without doubt everybody’s favourite, not just beacause it originated in Espanaya but also in Barcelona !
Flamenco, is a Spanish term which refers to a Musical Genre, which is especially characterized by Audible Footwork.
Wondefully famous for the Couples dancing to the music of the guitar, it somehow manages to captivate and hex a person who listens to it. Totally mesmerising, if you are really listening.
So the next time you hear someone playing a guitar, make sure, you’re really listening or you’ll miss the subtle works !

Flamenco

Right, It’s that time of the year again, when i write my First New Year’s Post,
at 3 in the morning.
Many a dude, might think, ” what the hell are you doing at home, brotha ?!!! “
Answer hath at hand, since my parents grounded me for some useless reason, i had to spend my new year indoors…..reasons being :
1. bad behaviour ( It seems… )
2. Drunken Driving ( I ask you!?! )
Well anyway, after having slept peacefully, through all the calls, i finally wake at 3 in the morning, to find my inbox to the brim, both the cell texts as well as email.
A Perfect Start To The New Year, Dont you think so ?
Now i really appreciate that Taxi Taxi song
Happy New Year !!
Have a Great Year Ahead !

ava enna enna theedi vandha anjale….!
( this too at 3 in the morning, with the neighbours, killing each other for my neck, beats the pants outta getting a girlfriend, man! )

;)
No, Im not talking about Oasis’s greatest hit,….

Oasis - Champagne Supernova
This is about the escapade to the terrace at 11 in the night, with the cool night air blowing at you, wishing, that for the rest of your life you’d love to sit on a patch of green and have the summer (or winter) breeze blow through your hair….one of the best moments to be cherished are such as these.

Besides that, lying on a small blanket and watching the stars, nothing can beat that….

hmm
For all the hustle and bustle, record and practicals and all the crap, we find time for ourselves….i dont know,..i still wonder how it is possible…..ahh heck, who cares, i got my freedom in those 75 minutes of solitude !
heck, I’m rambling now….still…..those of you…you know….
Total Vogue is ‘ME’ TIME !